Hah, Bush went to Albania, probably the only place outside a Born-Again-Christian-Nuthouse where they still love him, and got his watch stolen.
Cue Nelson’s “Ha! Ha!”.
So when’s the bombing planned for? I’m sure Wolfowitz and Rumsfeld are already planning a retaliation and they’ll get, uhm, let me pull a country name out of the hat of countries they don’t like… Belgium for this as well!
And Tony Snow’s already saying he took it off himself, despite no evidence to support it. Ah, spin, spin, spin. The “Emperor has no clothes!”, everybody yells, “The Emperor is fully clothed!” he says, and everybody just shuts up again. Is Tony Snow a fucking Jedi or something?
But props to the Albanian pickpocket, he’ll sure have bragging rights, “I stole the watch of President of the USA!”
