So in a spontaneous decision to reset my sleep-wake-cycle I decided to go to the library at 7 in the morning, the time I’ve been going to bed in the last week or so. The lack of sleep means my brain is working randomly, so I thought I’d do a live-blog.
I arrived at 6:55-ish, and the place was deserted! Woo. Or something.
07:40 Pretty hot blondie just arrived and is sitting 2 places away from me. Hmm she smells good. I wonder if I should ask her what perfumé she’s wearing. And then what. She unpacks an elaborate array of decoys to occupy the seat between us.
Maybe as a joke I should get Autopilot from the movie Airplane! (here’s a picture) and inflate him to take up space in the library. Where does one buy one of those anyway?
08:07 So she unpacked her things, and left. That was 20 minutes ago. That’s a bit cheeky, but hey, better than not having any place to study. Now she’s returned, with a coffee. Still fragrant. Still blonde. The library is not as full as it was on 8 AM two weeks ago, there are still about 5 seats available in this wing.
08:23 Wow, 15 minutes ago I felt fine, now I’m drowsy.
08:56 Two girls on my table of 6 have Starbucks coffee mugs, the ones that you re-use. Oh one of them’s the blondie from before, and the other one has a shiny MacBook Pro, 13″. But Starbucks, heh what’s the psychological term for that feeling of satisfaction of drinking crap that you get only because the crap has a brand?
Here’s a starting point for that thought:
09:52 Ooo fuck, my laptop blue-screened, a VMWare workstation error popped up when I mistakenly clicked a Windows Explorer window of a disconnected network drive (which always hangs Windows Explorer, fuck you Windows), and then it BSOD’ed. I wonder what VMWare had to do with it, since I’m not running it. Maybe my Windows environment is inside a Matrix-like virtual machine, which apparently some malware are capable of creating.
10:44 So 3 hours later blondie’s boyfriend shows up, the one he’s been reserving the place for. He looks douchey. This is petty, but hey, I set out to document my environment for a day, so it’s all in the name of… documentation!
10:50 And 5 minutes later they go for coffee.
11:19 Aaand blondie and douchey are back. 1 minute under the 30-minute break limit too. Not bad.
11:57 And I think I’m going home. Sleepy. I wonder if I should sleep, or keep going since my brain is still able to understand concepts…