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Journalism Schmournalism…

Anyway, yesterday I went to the movies and watched Quantum of Solace. What an excellent movie, I enjoyed how suave James Bond was in the face of grave danger; jumping out of a plane without a parachute, being sure that he can grab and hold on to his girl – who does have a parachute – and piggyback on her to land safely. Or jumping to some thin railing, hiding himself behind a wall and walking effortlessly on said railing as his MI-6 colleagues storm the hotel looking for him. Facing death in a car, on boat, in flight, on foot were no problems for him.

I returned home, went online, and found myself in a world which made me feel like I was still in a James Bond movie: terrorists attacking 10 locations in Mumbai, taking hostages in 2 hotels and setting fire to them (the hotels that is, and not the hostages (well hopefully not)).

So I turned on the TV and started watching the news channels, and looked online to find the most up-to-date information.

After a while, I started to notice something: repetition. The news people kept repeating the same news, even if it is a few hours old. The same video of that damned SUV which the terrorists hijacked, whizzing by! And through it all, the banner “Live!”.

God damn it, it annoyed me. I learnt somewhere that they can claim it’s “Live!” even though they’re showing recycled video, as long as the talking head is still there, talking. All he/she might be saying is “Let’s look at this video now.”, and then show a video which is 2 hours old, but it’s still “live” – and the “Live!” banner can stay on – because that moron is still sitting in Atlanta talking to you with a maximum of maybe 10 seconds satellite, etc, delay.

Online sources aren’t any good either. One-lined headlines on news sites are better than nothing, but please put a timestamp on it could you? NYTimes, BBC, CNN sites got in on the “action”, doing “live-blogging”, though mostly with 1 hour or so since the last update.

I can understand it, in a siege situation you’re mostly sitting there wondering what the hell is going on. Maybe the military is gathering information or planning their attack, and it takes time, and they’re surely not going to share information which the TV-folks could then relay back to the terrorists. So what do the TV-folks do? They keep talking… showing the same bits of what they have over and over again.

Then online, some claim, it’s “citizen journalism” to the rescue! Twitter and Flickr for the win! So far I’ve only seen one good Flickr stream which contained original content, so good that CNN and Yahoo! copied it and gave that Flickr’er (huh?) his Warholian 15 minutes. The rest? Oh, screencaps of what they saw on CNN. Yeah, great, citizen journalism? It’s just rehashing the news that you got from TV/the web! The same with Twitter, it’s all people sitting on their asses in front of their computers, rehashing what they read on a news site or saw on TV.

If you were really on the ground and watching the events live, would you really be twittering? Instead it’s people watching the TV and talking about what they saw on TV. How is that journalism?

So dare I say it, citizen journalism is a crock of crap. OK not all of it, but can you really expect to get credit when all you’re doing is sitting on your ass watching the TV and tweeting about it? Meanwhile, it’s getting praise for the great work it’s doing, from, well, itself, and, from the “real”, a.k.a. “traditional” journalists. “Look, it’s a tweet about some guy worrying about his family member.”. My opinion: How the f*** is that news-relevant!?!? Is that really news? Of course there will be people worried about their family members. Why the f is the fact that it’s being put on public display on the web’s latest hyped website, news-relevant?

The best journalism still comes from those who are paid and trained to do it, unfortunately as I’ve already said, they are failing at the business of providing accurate and timely information.

“Oh, that hotel has been cleared.”. “Oh, still shooting at that hotel.” Which info came first? Was there shooting and then the clearance, or the other way around, disqualifying the “all clear.”? The fact that the TV just loops the tapes and talk over and over again doesn’t help either. “Still shots at this location.” Oh yeah, how current is this information?”. Lack of timestamps is one problem, inaccurate information another.

I suppose I am expecting too much of the fictional world in this real-life scenario. In a movie you’d have an expert team which has 3D maps of the scene, events and where the bad guys are. (Yeah, very unrealistic, that’s why it only happens in movies.) As an aside, the Dark Knight’s kick-ass sonar system comes into mind as realistic enough; it would be cool to have something like that.

But lacking all that, I wish the journalists can timestamp all the information they are spewing, I know repeats are necessary, but give me a way to know how new your so-called “news” is!

And where’s James Bond, or John McClane?

F***ing Faceboof!

On my second rant against the most idiotic thing ever invented, Faceboof apps, I shall now rant against the Super Wall…

What is it? Just the “web 2.0″ (or is it just Facebook) equivalent of email chain-letters. It was born to this feature with the fact that you can write, and forward a message, to, per default, ALL of your contacts. What’s in it? The same bullshit, over and over again, forwarded to you by your “friends” because it says “Forward now!”. Somebody should really invent a one-button “Send me money” functionality on the web, imagine how rich he’ll be after posting “Click here now!”.

So anyway, there’s this joke posted on some person’s super wall I wanted to read. It turned out to be a rehash of the old joke of reasons why a computer is male (you got it to solve problems, instead it IS the problem), and reasons why it should be female (only its creator understand its internal logic). Anyway, before I found this out, I had to click “Click here to read the rest of this message” (Haha, I’m just as stupid… Ka-ching!). So I did. “Install Super Wall?”, the stupid thing asked. “Well all right, I’ll delete it afterwards.”. Uncheck all the stupid things it wants to do like write to my status feed, spam my mailbox, put itself on my profile (oh hell no!), and click “Install!”…

“Do you want to invite your friends?” No, f- you, skip that.
“Do you want to send e-cards?” No…
“Do you want [I forget what, I was just looking for the skip message]“.

Ah the stupidity of Facebook apps. If you want to interact with a friend’s installed app, you have to install it too! Because user-base is everything! “We have a million users! Now give us 50 million f’ing dollars you stupid venture capitalists!”

OK, can I now downgrade to Web 1.0 please? Here’s your quote of the day: “Web 2.0 is Windows Vista”.

Faceboof

Wow, Facebook has a pretty cool new feature, “People you may now”, probably those people who have a high number of mutual friends with me, a.k.a. “2nd-degree friends” or nodes on the network with distance = 2 via multiple paths.

Out of the three people it recommended for me, it got 2 wrong, and 1 right, I do know her, but eh, I don’t really want to be “friends” with her, because I think she’s a b***h…

Pictures in Google Maps

Wow, so Google Maps now has geo-tagged pictures from Panoramio. At least my account has it, I think it’s a limited beta which I got a lottery for.

Panoramio

I must admit, it’s pretty cool, to see pictures of Monaco, you just browse to Monaco. How intuitive!

The first time I visited Panoramio, I wasn’t really impressed with it: it had the Google Maps Javascript application embedded in every page, which slowness-effect just annoys you on a Gigahertz computer. And every time you click an image you navigate away from the current page, loading another page, with another JS-bloat, argh! [And here I am with a cool answer to this problem, but I'm just sitting on it!]

But then, even something as simple as that can be bought by Google. Geez, I wish I had thunk of that! :)

Stupid Bleeping MySpace…

What is it with MySpace and other sites’ insistence, that because I visit them from a German IP, they should supply me with the German interface? It’s so f-ing irritating to read profiles in English and then having German words and thinking “What now? Oh wait that’s a German word.”.

Can’t they respect the browser’s setting of preferred content language? They probably think “Users are too dumb to be able to set that!”. Well fuck you for disrespecting your users!

Serves me right for visiting MySpace…

The Myspacing of Facebook

So, I didn’t get enough sleep this morning so the neurons are firing and I am being random…

Goddammit, Facebook sucks, It’s turning to MySpace nowadays. Useless crap is being added at an incredible level, people are probably behaving like monkeys clicking on everything clickable on their stupid pages. You had email chain-letters and in the old days you’d get 4 or 5 copies if your have enough dumb people who have you in their address books and you have a lot of loops in your network of email friends. On Facebook is n idiots who all decide they have to paste the same stupid Flash video or pixely image into your “Super”-Wall (Note to self: 1) Make a Facebook app called Hyper-Wall. 2) … 3) Profit!).

And if someone isn’t getting crap from his/her friends, he/she is putting crap on his/her own page. Hey, how about a f’ing name analyzer that turns OMG, your name, into an acronym of feel good words that supposedly describes you. At least it’d be interesting if it involved AI which can read your mind, but it’s most likely just PHP with output += feelgoodword[i] for each i being the letter of your name.

And with all that, the main idea, of connecting people (TM, (c) Nokia!) is being lost.

But wait… maybe I’m just being anal. Why not let people have their fun the way they like it?

Yeah, I probably am. But I have a feeling with all this “fun and games” the actual idea of allowing people to communicate and connect to each other is being lost. We’re not talking anymore. It’s easy to talk to somebody, it’s just one wall post (what is it with people abusing the wall for personal messages anyway, are people that narcissistic and want to be seen talking to the other person?), so we don’t do it.

I don’t know what the point of this rant. Maybe it’s to proclaim I hate the so called “social networks”.

Wakoopa: First Impressions

I stumbled upon Wakoopa (damn that name’s hard to remember) on Lifehacker a few days ago and wondered, hmm, if this is yet another Bubble 2.0 product.

From their success (a thousand users in 22 hours), it looks amazingly easy to start a Web 2.0 company these days. I do wonder what the use of the total statistics would be, I don’t think you’d find anything surprising in there: most people (especially the Web 2.0 crowd) will be using the web browser, and it will be Firefox, because hey, that’s the browser of the Web 2.0 crowd. I think yesterday I saw Gator or [whatever it is that spyware monkey buddy is called] showed up in the statistics. Oh no, the unwashed masses are here already? That’s fast.

I do like the idea of gathering the statistics for my individual use, to see if I spend more time using TeXnicCenter (a LaTeX editor), DC++ (ehem, a chat program), or Opera. Opera would probably win.

Too bad their program doesn’t work yet for me, for I am inside a network where the use of a HTTP proxy is mandatory.

Wakoopa (damn this name’s hard to remember) did lead me upon HeidiSQL, a very impressive MySQL GUI, so they get a thumbs up from me!

In Which I Multimedially Insult A Stranger…

After googling for a faster way to download YouTube videos and finding vixy.net, I stumbled upon this video. It’s an instruction some random guy made on how to use the site, narrated by a geeky voice.

Come on! You can describe the site (vixy.net) in half a sentence! (“Go to vixy.net, follow the instructions there.”) Why do you feel the need to make a video tutorial of the process? Your dweeby voice doesn’t help either, and did you really have to list all those video formats? One thing I learned in public speaking, don’t start listing things, it just drives your audience to sleep.

Looking at his list of videos, that video is apparently not the only tutorial he’s made, there are many more. And from the looks of it, they’re all just screencasts of him doing something on his Mac.

And what’s this “Producer Rewards” you see there? Ah… apparently they pay you if you make an interesting video clip. Aha, so I guess that’s his motive: making money. Sorry kid, but you have to be a lot better than what I saw in that one clip if you’re thinking of making a profit. Besides, why waste bandwidth on video and the dweeby voice if you can do it more efficiently using just plain text? The inefficiency drives me nuts.

But if you prefer video, here’s what I think of this guy, and many others like him.


(hey my first YouTube video. But then I decided that having Flash in my blog is kinda lame…)

Get Off the Internet!

Allow me to rant…

So YouTube and co. make it easy to post videos online.

So what do you get? Instructional videos on how to do things. Like how to break into 3-digit padlocks by trying 100 combinations instead of (the video claims) 64,000.

So far so good.

But since these are amateurs, you get no editing at all. You get a guy going into too much detail and wasting so much fucking time.

“So note the numbers where the lock doesn’t move. Write them down.”
“3″
“6.5″
“9.5″
“11.5″

, etc. He writes each of the 12 numbers down. GFD, W(ho)TF needs to watch you write numbers down, you …?

Later on…

“Write that number, and increment it by 4 until the highest limit [it happened to be 39]
“1″
“5″
“9″

you get the idea right?

Aaaarrrrggghhh!!!

I hope his audience isn’t supposed to be that dumb.. because that’s just horrible, stop-wasting-my-time video-editing.

Another video I remember getting pissed off about was a guy who’s demoing a new Mobile Windows version, and proceeds to the control panel to demo each and every one of the system sounds the device is able to make. For 5 or-so minutes long. No I didn’t watch it for the whole time I fast-forwarded to near the end, and that’s what he was still doing…

Who the fuck needs that? Get off the internet, you idiots!

Web Two Point Ohhhhh! 2.0

Web 2.0 … The Machine is Us/ing Us

Here’s a nice video that explains the “evolution” of the web from messy HTML to the nice separation of form and content with XML, RSS, and mashing and all that jazz, but watching it I get a feeling it’s just self-stroking, “Wow, look at us, we’re changing the world with all this ‘participation’.”.

As I said before, there are great things out there, but then the masses come and put dirty data all over the place.

I guess I’m just an elitist… what did they say about the intelligence of the masses?

Maybe somebody should make a Web 2.0 “Special Edition”, or “Limited Edition”. Ha.

Snap is Lame

After writing the previous entry, I was hovering my mouse over my meager blogroll when a Snap preview window popped up. “WTF!?” I thought. Well this blog’s a week old, it could be I just haven’t noticed this “feature” before. Apparently they just released the infection last night, i.e. WordPress.com decided to enable it on all their blogs.

I hate it. First it pops up, and then it realizes it needs to flip its silly little arrow, and then you get a “please wait while loading preview”. Only after you wait one or two seconds that you get the preview. Which doesn’t bring much either, you can only see the site’s design, and nothing else! And all that changing of content is like a f’ing TV ad, which just gives me a headache!

Luckily I have Proxomitron, where I can just treat the whole snap.com domain as an ad-provider, and filter it out Internet-wide! I only noticed the previews on this blog because it bypasses Proxomitron filters at the moment (to make sure all the Javascript/cookies work).

Anyway, the idea sucks and the implementation so far sucks (I’m sure I’d be able to engineer something that pops up (or maybe use fade to not hurt the eyes) after its contents are ready, not making the user wait for it). The company is just boasting that 600k WordPress blogs now have it. Well that’s because they just enabled it on on everybody. I wonder how many blogowners will disable it. Or, the more important metric is, how many readers will disable it. I’m pretty sure power-surfers have no use for tiny little windows popping up interrupting their reading and link-clicking. I wonder if they will publish such statistics as how many viewers disable their little feature/annoyance after encountering it. Or if they’ll let webmasters see if the reader of their particular site like this feature/annoyance or not.

I guess this really is Bubble 2.0. And I know one particular company I wouldn’t be putting my money on.



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