George W. Bush’s Farewell Speech: Good Riddance

Thank you. Fellow citizens, for eight years, it has been my honor to serve as your president.

as I’m sure it has been a nightmare for you to be served by me.

The first decade of this new century has been a period of consequence, a time set apart.

Tonight, with a thankful heart, I have asked for a final opportunity to share some thoughts on the journey we have traveled together and the future of our nation.

Five days from now, the world will witness the vitality of American democracy. In a tradition dating back to our founding, the presidency will pass to a successor chosen by you, the American people.

… which is a break from the way I got into power.

Standing on the steps of the Capitol will be a man whose history reflects the enduring promise of our land.

This is a moment of hope and pride for our whole nation. And I join all Americans in offering best wishes to President-elect Obama, his wife, Michelle, and their two beautiful girls.

They’ll need it.

Tonight, I am filled with gratitude to Vice President Cheney and members of the administration; to Laura, who brought joy to this house and love to my life; to our wonderful daughters, Barbara and Jenna; to my parents, whose examples have provided strength for a lifetime.

And above all, I thank the American people for the trust you have given me. I thank you for the prayers that have lifted my spirits. And I thank you for the countless acts of courage, generosity and grace that I have witnessed these past eight years.

This evening, my thoughts return to the first night I addressed you from this house, September 11, 2001. That morning, terrorists took nearly 3,000 lives in the worst attack on America since Pearl Harbor.

I remember standing in the rubble of the World Trade Center three days later, surrounded by rescuers who had been working around the clock. I remember talking to brave souls who charged through smoke- filled corridors at the Pentagon and to husbands and wives whose loved ones became heroes aboard Flight 93.

I remember Arlene Howard, who gave me her fallen son’s police shield as a reminder of all that was lost. And I still carry his badge.

As the years passed, most Americans were able to return to life much as it had been before 9/11. But I never did. Every morning, I received a briefing on the threats to our nation. And I vowed to do everything in my power to keep us safe.

Unlike before that day, where every morning, I received a briefing on the threats to our nation, and ignored them.

Over the past seven years, a new Department of Homeland Security has been created. The military, the intelligence community and the FBI have been transformed. Our nation is equipped with new tools to monitor the terrorists’ movements, freeze their finances, and break up their plots.

And to bully and terrorize passengers – from the very young to the very old – everytime they want to fly anywhere.

And with strong allies at our side, we have taken the fight to the terrorists and those who support them. Afghanistan has gone from a nation where the Taliban harbored al Qaeda and stoned women in the streets to a young democracy that is fighting terror and encouraging girls to go to school.

When I say fighting terror, I don’t mean winning against them.

Iraq has gone from a brutal dictatorship and a sworn enemy of America to an Arab democracy at the heart of the Middle East and a friend of the United States.

And a great source of oil. Yes, anybody with a gun pointed to their head would tell you they’re your friend.

There is legitimate debate about many of these decisions, but there can be little debate about the results. America has gone more than seven years without another terrorist attack on our soil.

Just like it was safe for eight years between 1993 and 2001. I also have this rock that has kept tigers away. How does it work? Well, do you see any tigers?

This is a tribute to those who toil day and night to keep us safe — law enforcement officers, intelligence analysts, homeland security and diplomatic personnel, and the men and women of the United States armed forces.

Our nation is blessed to have citizens who volunteer to defend us in this time of danger. I have cherished meeting these selfless patriots and their families. And America owes you a debt of gratitude.

And to all our men and women in uniform listening tonight, there has been no higher honor than serving as your commander in chief.

The battles waged by our troops are part of a broader struggle between two dramatically different systems. Under one, a small band of fanatics demands total obedience to an oppressive ideology, condemns women to subservience, and marks unbelievers for murder.

The other system is based on the conviction that freedom is the universal gift of Almighty God and that liberty and justice light the path to peace.

This is the belief that gave birth to our nation. And in the long run, advancing this belief is the only practical way to protect our citizens.

That’s why I’ve been spreading this belief with bullets and carpet bombs.

When people live in freedom, they do not willingly choose leaders who pursue campaigns of terror.

They get brainwashed to do it by Turd Blossom, like 4 years ago!

When people have hope in the future, they will not cede their lives to violence and extremism.

So I wonder why I am doing shit nothing at all while Israel destroys all hope for Palestinians.

So around the world, America is promoting human liberty, human rights and human dignity. We are standing with dissidents and young democracies, providing AIDS medicine to bring dying patients back to life, and sparing mothers and babies from malaria. And this great republic, born alone in liberty, is leading the world toward a new age when freedom belongs to all nations.

For eight years, we have also strived to expand opportunity and hope here at home. Across our country, students are rising to meet higher standards in public schools. A new Medicare prescription drug benefit is bringing peace of mind to seniors and the disabled. Every taxpayer pays lower income taxes.

And got what they paid for from the Government. You expect bridges that don’t collapse, smooth roads, rescue from hurricanes? Hey you paid us peanuts! And we’re really monkeys.

The addicted and suffering are finding new hope through faith-based programs. Vulnerable human life is better protected. Funding for our veterans has nearly doubled.

… despite the fact we’ve got who knows how many more veterans. And please forget Walter Reed.

America’s air, water and lands are measurably cleaner.

Please don’t fact-check this sentence, I got a buddy of mine to run the EPA. Just like I appointed unqualified friends and like-minded religious Zealots to every position I could. Oh hey John Bolton!

And the federal bench includes wise new members, like Justice Sam Alito and Chief Justice John Roberts.

Which are other examples of religious Zealots. Too bad Harriet Miers isn’t with them, I was sure she’d get in.

When challenges to our prosperity emerged, we rose to meet them. Facing the prospect of a financial collapse, we took decisive measures to safeguard our economy. These are very tough times for hardworking families, but the toll would be far worse if we had not acted.

I will not say “the seeds of this collapse was planted before I came to power, like I have before, because if I said that, that means I’ve spent 8 years without even trying to fix the problem. But that doesn’t mean I did spend 8 years trying to prevent the problem!

All Americans are in this together. And together, with determination and hard work, we will restore our economy to the path of growth. We will show the world once again the resilience of America’s free enterprise system.

Down with socialism!

Like all who have held this office before me, I have experienced setbacks and there are things I would do differently, if given the chance.

Although, if you were given the chance to do things differently, it would be Al Gore standing here.

Yet, I’ve always acted with the best interests of our country in mind. I have followed my conscience and done what I thought was right. You may not agree with some tough decisions I have made, but I hope you can agree that I was willing to make the tough decisions.

The problem was just that with a brain of a fifth grader, I really can’t get very far…

The decades ahead will bring more hard choices for our country, and there are some guiding principles that should shape our course.

While our nation is safer than it was seven years ago, the gravest threat to our people remains another terrorist attack. Our enemies are patient and determined to strike again.

And no, the gravest threat to our people is not the erosion of civil liberties, in the form of eavesdropping, renditions, etc, etc.

America did nothing to seek or deserve this conflict.

Although very intelligent people like Noam Chomsky might disagree.

But we have been given solemn responsibilities, and we must meet them. We must resist complacency. We must keep our resolve. And we must never let down our guard.

Like my administration before that fateful day. Skipping the meetings that Clinton’s security advisor set-up was a bad idea.

At the same time, we just continue to engage the world with confidence and clear purpose. In the face of threats from abroad, it can be tempting to seek comfort by turning inward. But we must reject isolationism and its companion, protectionism.

Retreating behind our borders would only invite danger. In the 21st century, security and prosperity at home depend on the expansion of liberty abroad. If America does not lead the cause of freedom, that cause will not be led.

As we address these challenges, and others we cannot foresee tonight, America must maintain our moral clarity.

I have often spoken to you about good and evil, and this has made some uncomfortable. But good and evil are present in this world and between the two, there can be no compromise. Murdering the innocent to advance an ideology is wrong every time, everywhere.

Whereas torturing them is a-okay, in my book.

Freeing people from oppression and despair is eternally right. This nation must continue to speak out for justice and truth. We must always be willing to act in their defense and to advance the cause of peace.

President Thomas Jefferson once wrote, “I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past.” As I leave the house he occupied two centuries ago, I share that optimism.

I’m sure you do too, especially because I am leaving.

America is a young country, full of vitality, constantly growing and renewing itself. And even in the toughest times, we lift our eyes to the broad horizon ahead.

I have confidence in the promise of America because I know the character of our people. This is a nation that inspires immigrants to risk everything for the dream of freedom.

This is a nation where citizens show calm in times of danger and compassion in the face of suffering. We see examples of America’s character all around us, and Laura and I have invited some of them to join us in the White House this evening.

We see America’s character in Dr. Tony Recasner, a principal who opened a new charter school from the ruins of Hurricane Katrina. We see it in Julio Medina, a former inmate who leads a faith-based program to help prisoners returning to society. We see it in Staff Sgt. Aubrey McDade, who charged into an ambush in Iraq and rescued three of his fellow Marines.

We see America’s character in Bill Krissoff, a surgeon from California. His son Nathan, a Marine, gave his life in Iraq. When I met Dr. Krissoff and his family, he delivered some surprising news. He told me he wanted to join the Navy Medical Corps in honor of his son.

This good man was 60 years old, 18 years above the age limit. But his petition for a waiver was granted, and for the past year he has trained in battlefield medicine.

Lt. Cmdr. Krissoff could not be here tonight, because he will soon deploy to Iraq, where he will help save America’s wounded warriors and uphold the legacy of his fallen son.

He’s lucky he’s not going on Rumsfeld’s watch, because it would have been to join his fallen son.

In citizens like these we see the best of our country, resilient and hopeful, caring and strong. These virtues give me an unshakable faith in America. We have faced danger and trial, and there is more ahead.

But in a few days there will be one less danger.

But with the courage of our people and confidence in our ideals, this great nation will never tire, never falter and never fail.

Despite the utter incompetence of the men who get to be in charge of it once in a while. Men like me and my Administration.

It has been the privilege of a lifetime to serve as your president. There have been good days and tough days. But every day, I have been inspired by the greatness of our country and uplifted by the goodness of our people.

I have been blessed to represent this nation we love. And I will always be honored to carry a title that means more to me than any Other — citizen of the United States of America.

I hope you don’t strip that citizenship off me, because heck, I think I deserve that punishment.

And so, my fellow Americans, for the final time, good night. May God bless this house and our next president. And may God bless you and our wonderful country.

And may God forgive me for having ruined it so severely.

My Take on The Absolut World

Funny to see that most of the photoshops have been from the “America is great, get a brain you morans!” side of the blogosphere. I suppose the don’t-have-a-brain-big-enough-for-a-sense-of-humour conservatives are the ones being offended by Absolut’s humourous ad.

And apparently the war’s even reached Wikipedia’s talk page on Absolut Vodka, with these dolts being outraged that Wikipedia is, I would convey it as “taking Absolut’s side” on this “controversy.”. Talk about sounding like 5 year old kids. One commenter even wrote that they are outraged that a company redrew the border of a sovereign nation. Oh boo-hoo mate, it’s a joke! So what if some ad-executive (or whoever) wants to draw the borders in any way he or she pleases? It’s called free speech and even if the conservative dolts can’t accept it (like a lot of things in the world that they can’t accept), it’s still the law!

Deluded

So anyway, I’ve been following the news stories about the murder of Meredith Kercher for the past few weeks, I suppose because it’s quite the mystery, what the hell did happen, what was the motive, what really happened.

Anyway, one interesting aspect of this story is that one of the three suspects, Amanda Knox, is a white American girl from Seattle, who’s so far lead an exemplary life; a good student, well-behaved, etc, etc.

What thought process made her decide to take away someone else’s life is the question I ponder.

Because of her image of innocence, there’s a lot of people that has been defending her. Her parents and friends, of course (that’s just a default mode to take isn’t it?). A “news” reportage interviewed them recently and they testified to her good nature, kindness, how warm her hugs were, and so on and so forth.

Of course the TV channel probably filtered the message, and people who could testify to her evil side (if there were any witnesses) weren’t even asked for an interview.

I remember watching a TV ad where the actor says “I am really healthy! Well except for that bit of back-ache. And the bit of … [some other things]“.

“Wow, that’s true!”, I thought. I’ve always thought that I am a healthy person, since I rarely get sick. But in reality I sit in front of the computer all day, rarely exercise, and sometimes when I go to lie down in bed at night (or, in the morning) that I notice, ouch, my back hurts. But through the power of delusion I ignore and forget the little things and think, “Oh, I am fine.”

I am sure Ms. Knox has had a temper tantrum once in her life, or has done something wrong that upset her friends and family. Of course those sort of things don’t look good when you’re being asked to describe the character of your murder-suspect friend/daughter, so you don’t mention them.

In the same note, you can always find somebody to say “Yeah he was always a bit strange” when asked about a criminal who’s been caught of some non-petty crime.

So you lie about the bad things to other people, or if you are a GWB-”conservative” American, you lie about them to yourself.

Ms. Knox not only has her friends and family who defend her, she has plenty of fellow Seattleite and Americans doing so. And for some reasons this has turned into a US vs EU cultural war.

Now I live in the EU, so I guess you can call me biased for the EU. And some Americans have displayed so much ignorance, stupidity and arrogance lately (best represented by the monkey that they even chose to be their president) that I don’t expect much difference from them.

For one thing there’s probably a thought unwritten in blog articles and comments that the Italian justice system is useless, perhaps filled with idiots and people not knowing what they are doing. I think in the minds of their authors there’s a representation of USA’s superiority in criminal forensics in the form of CSI episodes.

I admit, at first I also thought “I hope those Italians do the investigation correctly.”, as if they are a bunch of incompetents. But the truth is, I don’t know how well, or how bad their expertise in the field is. But it is wrong to dismiss them as inferior based on the evidence of “Well, they’re Italians, not Americans.”.

Because I am really annoyed at USA at the moment, who says they always knows best in what they are doing anyway? Look at FEMA, to name one example.

And because the USA has been greatly humiliated through their major fuck-ups in the past 7 or so years (Long shall the GWB presidency live in the history of the world), I feel the proud Americans are even more eager to show that they are still superior to the world.

The aforementioned cultural war is perhaps a bit one-sided though, with Americans fuming about how their girl is being portrayed in the British and Italian media (well, I guess it’s not exactly the whole EU in this war), while the British media (well, I can’t read Italian) so far has been “la-la-la”-ing and going about its business.

Some of the American “news” articles are accusing that the Brits are portraying Ms. Knox as a sex-crazed drug-addict party girl. Too bad the Brits that are doing can not be exactly said to represent their media though, the Daily Mail being a tabloid that shock and sensationalize stories to wow their readers.

One defender of Ms. Knox is Candace Dempsey, an Italian-American writer based in Seattle. What does she write about? Food. She also has a blog hosted on the site of the newspaper Seattle Post-Intelligencer. Perhaps that is why her articles show up in Google News, and through GNews is how I found her blog.

Her blog is presumably about food, being called “Italian Woman at the Table”. But lately she has also been writing about the case of Meredith Kercher. This has gathered the attention of a lot of the followers of the case, both defenders and accusers of Ms. Knox, who’s been leaving her with abundant comments, some praising her voice, some accusing her of being blind to the facts.

I suppose Ms. Dempsey is new to the blogosphere (TM!), that she’s only discovered what “trolling” is after a blog post she wrote about the case, having to look it up in Wikipedia and feeling the need to explain to her readers what it is, inventing the terms “trollarazzi” and “trollerazzi”. She had been “trolled” by commenters being rude in reply to a blog post.

In her blog, she’s been defending the innocence of Ms. Knox in the murder. Or to be more accurate, the chance that Ms. Knox may be innocent, based upon her good character and the to her sheer improbability of such a sweet, innocent, girl to be a murderer.

Her outlandish theories of how Ms. Knox can be innocent are amusing. For example, she believes it is the prosecutor’s job to explain, why, if the cause of the murder was Ms. Kercher catching Ms. Knox stealing money ouy of her bag to buy drugs off another suspect – Rudy Guede – could Ms. Knox not have gone to the bank instead?

To respond to that: So what? Some people get killed over a parking spot. I don’t think anybody ever asked “Gee, how do you explain that the man chose fatal violence over looking for another parking spot?”.

In her latest blog post, she interviews another author and journalist, this time an author with expertise in crime, Doug Preston.

It angers me though that Mr. Preston was also very biased towards Amanda Knox, saying

Amanda had absolutely nothing to do with the murder. The outpouring of abuse toward her is extremely disturbing. I am convinced she is innocent, and I cannot understand why there has been such a bloodthirsty rush to judgment.

and, “the evidence is overwhelming that she had nothing to do with it. Absolutely not.”.

Of course before the interview a small disclaimer says his comments “speculation, but informed speculation”. But it sure reads like he was very certain of what he was saying…

I was just going to post a small comment in response to the post, asking what their opinion might be about a piece of evidence that goes against Mr. Preston’s absolute certainty that Ms. Knox was no where near the scene of the crime. Unfortunately after scrolling through the comments supporting the 2 authors, I saw that she’s closed commenting for the post, claiming

Readers,
I’m closing down for the night, right on the cusp of a troll invasion! See you in the morning.

it got me a bit annoyed…

Now, she wrote this comment at 1:37 am local Seattle time, which is 10:37 am in Central Europe and 9:37 am in the UK, all times Saturday morning. It smacks me as a bit of censorship, which has the purpose of denying European readers and commenters a fair discussion on the blog post and interview. What is the cusp of troll invasion that she talks about? Does she perhaps mean the European readers, who at 1:37 am Seattle time were just waking up and getting online?

Of course, I can understand not wanting to read and respond to the comments who were about to rip apart her post and its bias, especially not on the eve of a Saturday and a weekend. But I am not the one who’s been blogging trying to convince everyone of the case one way or the other. I find her cutting off the dialog before “the other side” has a chance to respond displays her fear of dialog.

Now, why is it does she fear dialog? I am only speculating, but I feel it is probably because she’s created a whole delusion that Amanda Knox is innocent, and she doesn’t want to face the facts again and again in the comments, which would either cause her to doubt her conviction, if she’s smart, or upset and lead her into more denial, if she’s the kind of person who functions like a GWB-believer.

Kudos to her that she actually read and responded to the hundreds of blog comments people have left.

To return to the original small comment that I wanted to leave that got me to writing this monstrosity, I wanted to ask Mr. Preston, “If you are so certain of Amanda Knox’ innocence, what do you say to the report [assuming it is true] that, when the police found Knox and her boyfriend at the murder scene, they were in the process of washing Meredith’s bloodied clothes in the washing machine?”.

As to Ms. Dempsey, I guess I am to her just another “trollarazzi” attacking her arguments, and by proxy, the sweet and innocent Amanda Knox. Reading the comments on her blog posts, there are already hundreds others like me, posting level headed rebuttals to her biased writing. They don’t seem to have had any effect on what she believes, so I’m not keeping my hopes up.

Good News Everyone…

Jerry Falwell is dead!

One sign you’re doing/you something wrong in life is when so many people cheer when you croak and die: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 (that’s just the first few hits on Technorati…), and 8!